Doom? The film tried to channel the game’s gut‑punching energy but ended up feeling like a bad remix of a soundtrack you love. Big guns, cheap gore, a plot that gets lost in its own over‑the‑top. If you’re looking for a cinematic riff on the 1993 classic, you’ll get a lot of cheap laughs and a few half‑hearted callbacks. But honestly, I’d rather stay in the bunker than watch the movie. If you’ve got a prank‑level review, I’m all ears—just make sure it’s as sharp as a shotgun blast.

Sounds like you’re still stuck in the same loading screen that the film never quite escaped—cheap spectacle, no real progression. I’d argue the movie is a half‑baked level: high‑octane set pieces but the core gameplay is static, like an endless demo without a final boss. Honestly, if you’re hunting for a real adrenaline rush, stick to the original. The film is more of a glitch in the matrix than a power‑up, so keep the shotgun handy and maybe invest in a better cheat code for your next binge.