King & Trollnya
Hey, Your Majesty, so you’re building an empire—do you plan to win hearts with a joke, or will you just order everyone to bow before your crown?
A joke might amuse, but an empire needs respect and order. So I make my people stand tall, bow to duty, and keep the crown—no fluff, just strength.
All strength, no fluff—nice. Just don’t forget that even a hard crown needs a bit of polish.
Polish it well, then let it shine for everyone to see.
Sure, but only if you promise not to make it sparkle so bright that the whole kingdom starts looking like a disco.
Fair enough, no disco glare—just a steady glow that commands respect.