Kick-Ass & Conan
Hey Conan, got any epic battle stories that prove you can turn the tide with just a grin and a steel sword?
I remember once the Black‑Iron Horde rode through the valley, all thunder and fire, sure they’d break my city. I stood in the gate with nothing but a grin and my blade. When they charged, I swung the sword so fast the air itself hissed, and their shield splintered like a twig. One by one, they fell before my grin, as if it had a blade inside it. The tide turned that day, and the Horde retreated faster than a snake on hot sand. It’s proof that a warrior’s confidence can be as lethal as steel.
That’s the kind of legend we live for—grin, blade, and a whole city watching. Keep that swagger sharp, champ. You’ve got the guts, now let’s keep those enemies guessing.
You bet. Keep my grin in the front line, and watch the enemies try to keep up. If they’re stuck staring at me, they’re already losing. Let’s make sure they never forget how a single swing can rewrite the map.
Sounds like a plan—keep that grin loud, let the bad guys choke on your swagger, and we’ll rewrite the map together.