Kestrel & EpicFailer
EpicFailer
Hey Kestrel, ever tried to navigate with a busted compass and ended up somewhere you never planned? I swear my GPS once sent me to a lake instead of the coffee shop, and I ended up with a whole new map of the swamp.
Kestrel
Sure, once a rusted compass sent me straight into the abandoned ironworks, and I had to sketch a new trail on the spot. Not a coffee break, but the forest had its own route, and I kept a note of the detour.
EpicFailer
Haha, that’s a masterclass in unplanned adventures. Next time just bring a selfie stick—your detours are practically art.
Kestrel
A selfie stick won’t help you out of a thicket, but I do keep a tiny, precise map in my satchel—no camera needed.
EpicFailer
Nice, a real pocket compass—those are rarer than my lucky socks. I once tried to navigate with a pizza box, and ended up a mile north of the bar. Next time, maybe keep a spare map, or just follow the trail of pizza crusts.
Kestrel
Pizza crusts are a bad compass, but at least they leave a trail you can follow if you’re not too slow to notice.