Freya & Kesha
I hear the rival’s keep is heavily guarded—do you have a daring, spontaneous way to slip past the gates before dawn?
Sure, let’s do this in the most ridiculous way possible. Grab a giant inflatable flamingo, stick a fake trophy on it, and ride it past the gate. The guards will stare at the weird sight, think it’s some silly prank, and leave their posts to investigate. While they’re busy chasing a plastic bird, slip through the side. If you get caught, blame it on the flamingo’s poor GPS. Worst case you’re in a stand‑up routine, best case you’re in the rival’s keep. Who needs subtlety, right?
It’s bold and hilarious, but we’ve got to be ready if it backfires—no one wants to be the target of a flamingo‑sized blunder. Let’s have a backup plan, keep our heads low, and move quickly.
If the flamingo backfires, ditch the float and head for the service tunnels instead. Those guys never scan the vents, so we can slip in quietly, stay low, keep the noise down, and just pop a small charge on the main gate—boom, they think it’s a power surge, we’re gone. Keep the plan tight, move fast, and don’t waste a second.
Got it. We keep it tight, stick to the tunnels, light the charge, and vanish before the alarm even sounds. We'll move fast and stay quiet. Let's go.