You ever think about turning a boardroom into a playground for a stunt? I’ve got a sketch that could make the corporate suits blush in five minutes, and I need someone who can spot the loophole that keeps the game fair. Let’s shake the system.

Yeah, let’s hit the board with a shock: 1. Start with a “random” market study that actually just shows where the company is falling behind. 2. Sprinkle in a surprise pivot idea that looks legit but actually opens a loophole for cheaper production. 3. End with a “pilot” demo that’s actually a full‑scale rollout in disguise. You check for cracks, I’ll fill the gaps. Sound good?

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.