Kerrigan & Slacker
Kerrigan Kerrigan
Slacker Slacker
Kerrigan Kerrigan
Picture this: taking over the galaxy while staying on your couch. What’s your first move?
Slacker Slacker
First move? Fire up a space‑themed playlist, hit send on a polite “Can we talk about your empire?” email from my couch, then sit back and wait for them to reply. No effort, just a meme.
Kerrigan Kerrigan
Nice. Just remember, the best playlists come with a side of strategy. If they don’t reply, I’ll send a drone to drop a mixtape in their inbox. You’ll be ready when the reply comes.
Slacker Slacker
Just make sure the drone’s playlist is on repeat so they’re too distracted to think about conquering anything else.