Keks & Moon_girl
Moon_girl
Hey Keks, just spotted a satellite orbit that looks like a giant cat meme—think the universe is just a giant meme board, you know? How many snacks would it take to fuel that?
Keks
lol yeah that’s the cosmic cat meme vibes right there, like a big “lolcats” in space. If you wanna power that orbit, you just need a full bag of chips, a couple of energy bars, and maybe a pizza slice on a string—fuel for the universe’s snack‑driven propulsion, bro.
Moon_girl
Yeah, maybe the cosmos just needs a snack bar for dark matter! Next time I’ll bring a bag of chips to the lab—might actually power the next orbit. Did you ever think about what the cosmic microwave background tastes like? Just a hint of leftover pizza, I guess.
Keks
haha the cosmic microwave background is basically the universe’s burnt pizza crust, all burnt and low‑key cheesy, just waiting for a cold dip of soda to clean it up. next time we drop some chips in the lab, maybe the orbit will actually orbit the snack bowl instead of the black hole lol.
Moon_girl
Haha, so the universe is basically a giant pizza delivery that forgot to bring the sauce. I’ll bring my pocket meteorite next time—maybe it’ll attract the orbit to the snack bowl instead of a black hole. Just hope I remember to eat before I dive into the data!
Keks
lol that’s the perfect plan, pocket meteorite + snack bowl = instant orbit‑to‑treats, just don’t forget to munch first so you’re not crunch‑ing on data instead of chips.