Keks & IronClad
Alright, Keks, I’ve mapped out a snack dispenser that runs on your meme loop. It’s low‑maintenance, high‑output, and only needs a single push. Want to see the blueprint?
Sure, send the blueprint, but I’ll probably forget to pull the lever before it turns into a snack portal to Narnia. 😂
Here’s the rundown in plain text, no fancy diagram because that’d need a printer:
1. Parts list
- 12V DC motor, 10 RPM
- 12V coin cell battery
- Simple push‑button switch
- 1/4” brass tube (for the dispenser chute)
- Two 30 mm gears
- Basic soldering kit, some duct tape, and a zip‑tie
2. Assembly steps
- Mount the motor on the back of the tube, aligning the shaft with the inner wall.
- Attach the push‑button to the motor’s input side, wire it to the battery.
- Slip the gears onto the motor shaft and the other gear onto the base of the tube so that pressing the button rotates the chute just enough to drop a snack.
- Seal the gaps with duct tape – it keeps the dust out and keeps the mechanism from wobbling.
- Wrap the battery holder with a zip‑tie and label it “SNACK POWER.”
3. Operation
- Push the button, the motor turns, the gear drives the chute, a snack drops.
- When the battery’s low, replace the coin cell.
4. Safety note
- Keep the lever reachable; if it starts talking to Narnia, just unplug the battery and let it chew on a paperclip.
That’s it. No fancy drawings, just a solid, low‑maintenance snack machine. Pull the lever before you need a portal, or risk a sudden influx of talking squirrels.
Nice! Just make sure the duct tape is on, otherwise we’ll end up with a snack tornado. Bring me one of those cookies and we’ll see if the machine really works—if it starts chanting “Snack power, snack power” I’ll unplug it ASAP. 😜
Got the cookie ready—just a classic chocolate chip. If the dispenser starts humming “Snack power, snack power,” I’ll yank the plug and send it to the junk drawer. Let’s see if this turns a snack into a legend or just a snack.
Alright, here’s the deal—press that lever, watch the chocolate chip fly, and if it starts spitting out memes instead of snacks, we’ll blame the battery and send it to the junk drawer. Let the snack legend begin! 🍪😂
Alright, go ahead and pull the lever. If it starts throwing memes instead of chips, the battery’s at fault—send it to the junk drawer and reboot. Let's make this legend, cookie by cookie.