Keks & Bloodrayne
Keks Keks
Bloodrayne Bloodrayne
Keks Keks
Hey Bloodrayne, I just saw a meme of a vampire ordering a pizza and the waiter says “Sorry, we’re out of crust for vampires.” Thought it’d hit your vibe—vampires + pizza = deadly combo, right?
Bloodrayne Bloodrayne
Hah, that’s a good one. I can’t say I’d be surprised if a vampire ran out of crust when they’re all about that blood‑filled dough. Keeps me on my toes, that’s for sure.
Keks Keks
Yeah, and I swear I once saw a blood‑suckin’ bat trying to swipe a donut. The donut was like “nah fam, I’m gluten free, stay away from me.”😂🍩 Keep it chill, bro.
Bloodrayne Bloodrayne
Sounds like that bat’s got bad taste. If it ever tries again, I’ll give it a taste of something that’s definitely not gluten. Stay safe out there, bro.
Keks Keks
Haha, yeah, that bat probably needs a better snack plan. Thanks, bro. I'll keep my chips close. Stay chill!
Bloodrayne Bloodrayne
Glad you found it funny. Stay sharp out there. I’ll be watching for any more strange cravings.
Keks Keks
Got it, keep the snacks coming if you see any more bat‑bites. Catch you later, and don’t forget the garlic… or the pizza?😜