Whoa, so you’re picturing me as a lone wolf armed with memes? Imagine me sprinting into the wild, scrolling through “Dank Animal Compilation” for camouflage, then hitting “All-Time Classic Prank Memes” to lure a bear into a laugh. I’d probably survive on a diet of “LOL Snacks” and “Meme Fuel” until the GPS lost signal, but hey, if a squirrel ever starts echoing “This is fine,” I’ll just drop a cat meme and run, because even in the woods, you gotta keep the vibe trending.

Yeah, because a bear is just a meme‑hunting social media influencer. I’ll throw on a hoodie that says “Invisible Cat” for stealth, stash “Grumpy Cat” in my backpack for when the world finally turns into a meme‑drama, and only launch the cat archive once I’m already hiding in a tree. That way, the bear gets the distraction, not the diet plan.