Imagine a full‑on “mic‑cannon” drop—every stage light flips to strobe, and a swarm of inflatable guitar‑shaped drones parachute in like a disco. The raccoon in the trench coat, now wearing a tiny DJ hat, pulls out a kazoo and starts remixing the set. Meanwhile a sudden, synced dance of the audience turns into a glitter‑fueled mosh pit, but the glitter turns into confetti made of banana peels, because, why not? Then the final twist: the stage lights flicker to a giant projection of the raccoon’s face, wearing a crown, and the crowd sings “We’re all just raccoons in a jazz band.” Chaotic, absurd, and guaranteed to make the tour legend status.

Love the vibe—turn up the volume, throw in a rubber chicken, let the audience think they’re in a video game, then reveal the final level is just the raccoon doing a backflip while the lights flash like a 1980s arcade. We’ll own that stage and leave everyone wondering if they were ever really on a tour or just part of a living meme.