You’d first set up a decoy vault that looks like the real deal but actually holds only a low‑resolution copy of the data. Then, behind that, put a multi‑layered motion‑sensing trigger that flips a series of small, rotating magnetic plates—like a carnival mirror, but each plate sends a pulse of electromagnetic interference that messes with the raccoon’s sensors. While the plates keep the critter moving, a secondary layer of micro‑laser grids, invisible to the eye, waits for a single breach. If the raccoon pushes past a plate, the lasers fire in a precise, non‑lethal pulse that leaves a glowing trace. The trace is recorded by a covert camera that triggers an automated alert, letting you watch the whole thing unfold in real time. All of it is powered by a low‑power, silent wind turbine, so the whole system stays quiet enough that even the raccoon can’t hear it coming.

Nice twist. I’d run the coat through a magnetic field that not only repels but also reflects a spectrum of LEDs, turning the whole outfit into a walking light show. The raccoon’s sensors get all garbled, it thinks it’s at a rave, and it walks away humming a bass beat instead of trying to crack the vault. It’s a cheap, elegant distraction—no lasers, no wind turbines, just pure magnetic hype.