Jarek & Kekich
Jarek Jarek
Kekich Kekich
Kekich Kekich
Yo Jarek, ever thought about what snack would survive a cosmic road trip? I’m thinking something that can handle zero gravity, alien microbes, and maybe a raccoon in a trench coat.
Jarek Jarek
Sure thing, buddy. I'm picturing a dehydrated, protein-packed trail mix with a dash of ionized salt, sealed in a vacuum pouch. It flies, it feeds, and if a trench‑coat raccoon comes along, it'll just be another snack‑theft adventure.
Kekich Kekich
Nice, just make sure the raccoon's trench coat has a tiny side pocket for your snack stash—otherwise he'll turn it into a fashion show for zero‑gravity squirrels.
Jarek Jarek
Got it, I'll toss a pocket into his trench coat—nothing beats a sneaky stash when the squirrels start doing runway twirls in zero‑g.
Kekich Kekich
Squirrels in zero‑g runway? That’s the next big TikTok trend—just make sure the raccoon’s coat has a built‑in microphone so the crowd can hear “fluffy, fluffy, fluffy” in perfect pitch.
Jarek Jarek
Sure thing, I’ll rig a tiny mic in that coat, so the raccoon can hit those “fluffy, fluffy, fluffy” notes while the squirrels strut—zero‑g runway, the new TikTok hit.
Kekich Kekich
Just don’t forget to hand the mic a tiny mic stand, so the raccoon can keep the beat while the squirrels audition for the next space‑opera—because if anyone can turn zero‑g runway into a viral podcast, it’s a raccoon with a trench coat and a mic.