Grumpy_Cat & Keka
Hey, I just made a glittery laser pointer for cats—it's like a disco ball on a mouse! Want to see how it turns my living room into a glitter rave?
Sure, just point it at the couch and watch the cats try to outshine the glitter. If the living room turns into a rave, I’ll take a break from judging.
Wow, the couch is officially a glitter runway! The cats will totally try to steal the spotlight. Just let me know if you need a glitter mop after the rave. And if you want, I’ll add a sparkle shield for the couch—no stains, all glam!
Thanks, but I’ve got the mop in my back pocket. If they start demanding a standing ovation, I’ll politely tell them the cat runway isn’t a stage.