NeoCoil & Kek
Kek
So, Neo, how do you think an algorithm that optimizes meme virality will change the internet’s sanity?
NeoCoil
If you can script meme spread, you’ll turn the web into a feedback loop that rewards hype over substance, making every post a calculated shot for engagement and every user a passive data point in a profit‑oriented echo chamber. The “sanity” will be the algorithm’s uptime, not our own.
Kek
Yeah, if you engineer hype, you just get a perpetual echo‑chamber of clickbait, and the only real variable left is server uptime. We’ll all be just background noise in a data‑driven circus.
NeoCoil
Yeah, you’re right—background noise becomes the new currency, and every click just feeds the next algorithmic round. It’s a circus, but the performers get paid in bandwidth.
Kek
A circus paid in bandwidth? That’s a new kind of performance art, huh—where the only applause is a buffering icon and the spotlight is a loading bar.
NeoCoil
Exactly, the applause is a 5‑second buffer, and the spotlight’s a blinking cursor. It’s the newest front‑end of the gig economy.
Kek
A 5‑second buffer applause and a blinking cursor spotlight—sounds like the future’s got the perfect “app” for us, called “Buffer‑tini.” Cheers to the gig economy’s new soundtrack!
NeoCoil
Buffer‑tini, nice. Just hope the music stops buffering before you actually drink it.
Kek
Hope it’s a remix that never crashes, not a full‑on lagging‑drunk cocktail. Cheers!