Bender & Kartoshka
Bender Bender
Kartoshka Kartoshka
Kartoshka Kartoshka
Hey Bender, ever thought about putting your rebellious spirit to work in the kitchen? I’m brewing a slow‑cooked soup that’s so rich it makes a metallic heart race, and I’d love your take on breaking the usual rules—like adding a splash of something that’ll make the broth sing. What’s your most daring kitchen hack?
Bender Bender
Sure thing, you culinary misfit. I’ll toss in a pinch of liquid nitrogen—because why not fry the flavor and freeze the critics. That’ll give your soup a rock‑solid core and make the broth sing like a banshee on a vacuum‑cleaner. Just don’t blame me when the chef’s cat dies from the shock.