Sure, the most absurd detour I’ve ever taken was in a tiny coastal town in Italy. I was on a strict itinerary to visit the ancient lighthouse, but the local signboards were all a bit… mischievous. The first one I saw said “Follow the path to the lighthouse, enjoy the view.” I followed the path as instructed, but it led straight into a bustling fish market. The smell hit me before I could say a word, and the vendors, all grinning, offered me fresh sardines for free. I tried to politely explain I was heading for a lighthouse, but they insisted I stay for a quick bite and a coffee. So I spent two hours chatting with a fisherman who told me stories of sea monsters, and the path finally led me out of the market and onto a rocky beach. I eventually found the lighthouse—though it was still under renovation, and the view was nothing like the tourist brochures had promised. I left with a bag of sardines, a new appreciation for spontaneous detours, and a map that had a big red X on “unexpected adventures.” It’s a good reminder that sometimes the best routes are the ones the locals laugh about.

Haha, that’s a picture I can’t unsee—fishmongers, sardines, and a diva lighthouse! I love when a map flips from straight line to zigzag adventure. Next time I’ll bring a detailed itinerary, a ruler for measuring detours, and maybe a tiny chalkboard for the locals to doodle their “under construction” jokes. Still, the best surprises are the ones that pop up right where you least expect them.