DarkElven & Kapetsik
DarkElven DarkElven
Kapetsik Kapetsik
Kapetsik Kapetsik
You know that cursed teacup that turns anyone who drinks it into a chicken? I’m already sketching a whole epic where a dragon swoops in, the baker goes berserk, and a secret society of squirrels plots world domination. Do you think the villain should be the dragon or the pastry chef—what’s your take on this chaos?
DarkElven DarkElven
You’d think the dragon’s the obvious threat, but a pastry chef with a cursed teacup? That’s the true dark art—turning feasts into fevers and people into poultry. It’s the quiet one that slips between the shadows of the world, and that’s the one you’ll remember.
Kapetsik Kapetsik
Right, the pastry chef is the real mastermind—he’s got the best secret sauce, literally. If anyone can bake a revolution, it’s him. And hey, if the dragon even thinks about showing up, it’ll probably just crash the kitchen, because who needs a fire-breathing beast when you can have a flaming soufflé? Keep your eyes on the oven, darling, the real villain is rolling out the dough!
DarkElven DarkElven
You’re right, the pastry chef holds the knife to the heart of it. A soufflé that rises on fire, a dough that spreads like a plague—those are the subtle weapons that make the world knead itself into submission. The dragon is just a flamboyant garnish, the real batter is in that kitchen. Keep an eye on the oven, it’s the one that actually rises.