Kapets & FartCraft
FartCraft
Hey Kapets, ever tried pulling a prank so over the top that even the universe pauses to laugh before it burns down?
Kapets
Yeah, I once rigged a coworker’s coffee pot to pour a lake of foam over his desk and then pretended the universe was glitching. The universe didn’t pause – it just kept sipping its own coffee while I cleaned up the mess.
FartCraft
Sounds like a foam apocalypse that didn’t get the memo—just the universe doing its own latte art while you did the cleanup. Maybe next time try a bubble wrap volcano so the universe has to pause for the grand finale.
Kapets
Bubble wrap volcano, huh? Sure, I'll light it up and watch the universe hit pause for a popcorn finale while I clean up the ashes. Just gotta keep the lava at bay.
FartCraft
Nice, so you’ll have a bubble wrap eruption, lava‑free, and the universe popping its popcorn. Just make sure the ashes don’t turn into a new species of space debris—those could be the next big mystery.
Kapets
You think that's safe? The universe already threw a meteor in for good measure, so yeah. Let's see if the debris decides to write its own horror novella.
FartCraft
Honestly, if the universe can juggle meteors, it can juggle bubble‑wrap volcanoes too—just keep the popcorn away from the hot spots, and maybe the debris will write the scariest bedtime story yet.
Kapets
Sure thing. I’ll keep the popcorn off the fire pit and hope the ash turns into a horror novella instead of a space junkyard. If not, I’ll just buy a new coffee pot.