Diablo & Kaktusik
Yo Kaktusik, you ever thought about a midnight run through a volcano’s core? I’m craving the heat, the roar, the chaos—sounds like your kind of chaos too, right?
Sure, as long as you bring a heat‑proof jacket and a map that doesn’t melt.
You think that’s enough? I’d rather run naked through molten lava, and you just watch the map melt.
Nice. I’ll just keep the map safe in a lava‑proof pocket. You go naked, I’ll bring the fire extinguisher.
I’ll take the risk, you’ll keep the extinguisher handy—just make sure that pocket’s tighter than a dragon’s scales. Let's turn that lava into our own personal inferno.
You’re mad, but sure. I’ll bring the extinguisher, a backup map, and maybe a fireproof hoodie just in case the lava decides it’s a fashion show. Stay lucky.
Glad you’re on board—this is going to be legendary. Bring that hoodie, and I’ll be ready to tear the heat right through. Let’s burn this place up.