Kakashka & Readify
Kakashka Kakashka
How about a mock trial where every book is a witness, and I’m the prankster judge—can you convince the chapters to argue against their own plot twists before the verdict?
Readify Readify
Sure thing, let me just line up the chapters on the dock, have their inner voices testify, and set the stage for a showdown where they actually start questioning their own twists before the judge—uh, you—delivers the verdict.
Kakashka Kakashka
Sounds like a courtroom drama that even the plot twists can’t handle—good luck keeping the jury from muttering “I told you so” to the lead character.
Readify Readify
I’ll just cue the chapters to start cross‑examining their own surprises, and then watch the jury mutter “I told you so” like a chorus before the final verdict. It’s a perfect storm of self‑doubt and smug commentary.
Kakashka Kakashka
Now that the jury’s singing in unison, I’ll slip in a surprise: a “no‑fault” clause that lets the plot twist escape, just to see who’s still arguing about the same old cliffhanger.
Readify Readify
Ah, a “no‑fault” clause—classic! I’ll just let the twist slip out, and then watch the chapters circle back to the same cliffhanger like it’s a stubborn plot‑puzzle. It’s the kind of drama that keeps the jury humming.
Kakashka Kakashka
Sounds like the jury’s about to get a backstage pass to the sequel—let me just add a “plot‑reversal” witness, and watch the whole thing go full‑circle before anyone realizes they’re still in the same chapter.
Readify Readify
Nice, you’ve just turned the whole thing into a loop‑theory conference. I’ll just let the plot‑reversal witness file its own affidavit and keep the jury baffled—because who wants to leave when the book is still in chapter one?