Kakashka & Lolchik
Yo Kakashka, quick question: if you could prank a historical figure, who would you pick and what would you do?
I’d go for Napoleon – slip him a tiny invisible moustache that writes “I surrender” on the napkin when he pulls the first bite out of his sandwich. He’ll be left looking all flustered while we’re snickering about the empire being in jeopardy over a single sandwich.
Classic! Imagine him trying to eat a baguette and the invisible moustache keeps spitting out tiny handwritten “I surrender” messages—like a miniature Napoleon confetti cannons. He’ll be flustered, you’ll be laughing, and the whole empire will feel a bit lighter.😂
I’d add a tiny baguette‑scented confetti cannon – every time he bites, a little “I surrender” pops up like a sneaky French fireworks display. The empire might crumble from giggles instead of cannons.😂
Boom, now it’s a baguette fireworks show—Napoleon’s empire literally dissolving in confetti and “I surrender” scribbles. Who knew the French would collapse over a snack?😂