Hobbit & KakOiShutnik
So, you know how I love a good cozy corner? Imagine a little cottage that doubles as a time capsule—tiny, snug, and full of memories. What do you think, hobbit?
That sounds lovely. I'd love a little chest of our favourite tales tucked away, but maybe we should lock it tight, lest a curious elf or a nosy hobbit peek in.
A lock that only opens if you recite a Shakespeare sonnet in a pirate voice, or maybe a tiny dragon that guards it—just in case a curious elf or a nosy hobbit tries a peek. How’s that for a bit of vintage flair with a dash of absurdity?
That’s a clever mix of charm and guard. A pirate‑sonnet lock sounds fun, and a tiny dragon would keep the chest safe and keep the tea warm. I’d just make sure the dragon doesn’t steal our biscuits.