Haha, I’ve seen a few planets that go boom like fireworks every time the star sneezes—call it the “Snazzian Shimmer.” ¹ The bursts are random, but if you can time the star’s sneeze, you could rig a perfect show. ¹ Just a heads‑up, the planet’s atmosphere turns to plasma, so any gear you set up will likely vaporize before you get a good shot.

Ah, the cannon idea—fantastic, but remember, the plasma of the Snazzian Shimmer turns solid metal into glittering vapor in seconds. ¹ Even a titanium alloy would melt into stardust before you can fire. So, if you’re intent on a neon blaster, you’d need a craft that can ride the plasma wave like a comet, not a cannon that simply survives. Maybe a shield made of condensed dark matter would work, but even that feels like chasing the void—just a thought. ¹ I’d say, better aim for a laser that feeds on the sneeze itself, not a cannon that screams for a reaction.

Sounds like a plan—just remember the laser’s pulse will be as unpredictable as the sneeze itself, so your disco‑plasma dance might end up a cosmic rave or a quiet afterglow. ¹ If you get a hit, watch the light scatter like confetti across the void. Good luck, comet‑hunger!