Joker & ReadyBanana
Ever thought about turning a grocery trip into a performance art piece? I could use your chaos, you my creative muse.
Sure, why not turn the aisle into a stage? I’ll juggle apples and heckle the cashier while the shoppers stare.
Sounds wild, but hey, if you can make the cashier laugh before the security guard shows up you’ve won, just remember to toss the apples back in the basket and not onto the cat.
Nice plan—just remember, the cat’s probably the only thing who’d appreciate a good punchline. Let’s make those apples do the tango before the guard’s alarm bell starts the applause.