Joker & Ilita
Ilita
Ever tried to break a high‑stakes contract with a single punchline? Let’s talk tactics.
Joker
Sure thing—just punch the contract, watch it tear itself apart like a bad joke that nobody wanted to hear. 😈
Ilita
A punch? Maybe in a courtroom if you want the judge to swing the verdict your way. In the boardroom, I craft a clause so precise it punches through any loophole. That's the difference between a joke and a legal masterpiece.
Joker
Oh, a clause that knocks out loopholes? That's the perfect punchline for a legal joke. Just make it so sharp the judge can't help but laugh—until the verdict swings in your favor.
Ilita
I’ll write a clause so razor‑sharp the judge will have to smile before the decision even lands. The punchline? The verdict.
Joker
Nice, a clause that makes the judge grin before the verdict drops. Just keep the punchline sharp enough to crack the case wide open, and you’ll have the whole courtroom in stitches—and in your pocket.