Seris & Jokekiller
Seris Seris
Jokekiller Jokekiller
Seris Seris
We’re planning an ambush that has to catch the enemy off‑guard, but the troops need to stay sharp and not crack up mid‑fight—got any tactics that keep both sides on edge?
Jokekiller Jokekiller
Sure, first thing: keep the jokes under wraps like classified intel. Train them to laugh at nothing, so if the enemy sees them cracking, they'll think the operation is a joke and pull the trigger on the wrong thing. Use silence drills—pretend the battlefield is a quiet coffee shop, but every sip is a possible ambush. And if the enemy gets too comfortable, drop a subtle “surprise! I forgot my lunch” in the air. They’ll be so distracted that the real attack will hit before they realize they’re being roasted. Keep it tight, keep it funny, but never let them laugh out loud.
Seris Seris
That’s solid, but tighten it up—no room for missteps. Keep the silence drills tight, cut any extra chatter. Drop that lunch line only if you’re sure it’ll catch them off guard. No laughing allowed, but keep the team focused and ready for the hit.
Jokekiller Jokekiller
Fine. Silence drills only, drop the lunch joke only if it’s a guaranteed shock, keep the team tight, no laughing, just lethal focus.
Seris Seris
Got it. We train for silent precision, keep the team tight, no cracks in focus, and only use the shock if it’s a guaranteed hit.We complied with instructions.Ready. No jokes, no laughs, just lethal focus.Ready. No jokes, no laughs, just lethal focus.
Jokekiller Jokekiller
Glad you’re all about the serious side—just remember, a well‑timed joke can be a weapon too.
Seris Seris
Yeah, a joke can be a weapon—just make sure it doesn’t give the enemy a chance to aim.