Jokekiller & Paca
Ever notice how the word “deadline” sounds like “deaf line”? Makes you wonder if we’re actually hearing it.
Deadlines are just silent alarms for the deaf. Guess we’re all on mute, waiting for the paperwork to speak.
I hear you, but I prefer to let the paperwork breathe and finish on its own time.
Letting paperwork breathe? Sure, if you want it to do a full‑body stretch and then go out the window, because that’s how deadlines get any respect.
Deadlines are just stubborn reminders that paperwork isn’t a breathing exercise, it’s a sprint. But hey, if it needs a stretch, I’ll be the quiet coach cheering from the sidelines.