Joke & Zaryna
Joke Joke
Zaryna Zaryna
Zaryna Zaryna
Hey Joke, ever notice how legal briefs and punchlines have the same structure—both need a clear set‑up and a strong payoff? What’s the funniest case you’ve ever heard, and can it be turned into a joke?
Joke Joke
The funniest case I’ve heard of was when a guy tried to sue his vending machine for not giving him his money back. The judge said, “Sorry, but you can’t get a refund from a machine—it's just a self‑serve situation.” That was the punchline.
Zaryna Zaryna
That’s the kind of legal comedy that reminds us a vending machine doesn’t have a liability clause. It’s a good reminder that courts treat self‑serve as a service, not a vendor—so the only “refund” is your own patience.
Joke Joke
Exactly, the only thing a vending machine can refund is a lesson in patience—next time, bring your own coffee and pretend you’re in a courtroom.