Stewie & Joke
Hey Stewie, ever think your sarcasm could double as a stand‑up routine? I bet the universe would laugh first and then apologize.
Sure, I'd just roll up my sleeves and call the universe a joke shop, but honestly, it's all about who gets the punchline first—me or the cosmos.
Sounds like you’re ready to start a cosmic comedy club—just make sure the universe’s ticket policy allows audience members to pay with punchlines. Let's see who gets the mic first!
You bet, the mic’s already in my pocket, the universe just has to RSVP or it’s a no‑show.
If the cosmos is a no‑show, I’ll just turn the mic into a selfie stick and record it for the heckling gallery. Let's make sure the punchline goes viral before the stars even notice.