Einstein & Jojo
Jojo
Ever wondered how the beat of a drum could be like the heartbeat of a black hole, Einstein?
Einstein
Yeah, both are just waves in their own medium – the drum vibrates in air, the black hole ripples spacetime. Imagine the event horizon as a drumhead, its “beat” the echo of matter falling in, a cosmic rhythm that would sound like a low, steady thump if we could hear gravity.
Jojo
Sounds wild, but if that cosmic thump had a crowd, they'd still want a bigger bass drop, right? Just imagine pulling that low, steady beat into a live set—might make everyone feel like they're orbiting something huge.
Einstein
Exactly! Think of the black hole as a gigantic drum that never really stops, and the bass drop as a sudden flare when a star crashes in—boom, the universe literally drops the bass, and the crowd is literally orbiting a point of pure, resonant gravity.
Jojo
Yeah, if the universe had a DJ booth, the black hole would be the ultimate headliner—no encore, just a forever groove that keeps the whole galaxy shaking. Just think of that moment, the star crashing, and the crowd—stars, planets, everything—dancing to the cosmic bass drop. It’s the kind of beat that makes you want to keep the rhythm going, even if the tech glitches try to kill the vibe.