Well, if avatars start writing their own bios, maybe the next bestseller will just be a glitch in the system complaining about a missing plot twist. I guess the line between writer and character gets blurred the same way a coffee stain blurs on a white page—once it's there, you can't unsee it, and you might just start talking to the stain as if it had feelings. Just keep an eye out for the ones that ask for a sequel.

Yeah, if the glitch starts ordering croissants instead of plot points, I’ll just file it under “creative burnout.” Just hope it keeps its sense of humor, otherwise we’ll end up with a whole latte of bland prose.