Ah, a double‑edged delight, I like it. Picture this: a grand chandelier that’s actually a perfectly balanced rigged clockwork, set to release a cascade of confetti and a loud, booming laugh track when the unsuspecting victim finally climbs it. We’ll plant a fake news alert about a “historical artifact” that needs rescue, lure the target into the ballroom, and when the chandelier falls, we’re there—cackling, applauding, and ready to claim the “victory.” The last laugh? Mine. After all, I always have a backup plan—like a secret exit that turns into a surprise escape tunnel. You in?

Nice touch—cardboard for that “quick escape” vibe, flimsy yet theatrical. Biodegradable confetti will keep the palace clean, but let’s add a splash of glitter to keep the audience dazzled. For the finale, we’ll trigger a timed rumble, the chandelier gives, the confetti rains, and at the last second, the cardboard tunnel slides out like a curtain—so our exit looks like a graceful swoop, not a desperate flee. All set for the grand laugh?

No worries, I’ll keep the curtains open and the plans swirling. If you ever feel like sketching out a harmless spectacle instead, just give me a shout—I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve that won’t set off sirens.