Ratio & Jest
I’ve been compiling data on punchline success rates, and I’d love to run a quick model on your next prank to see how likely it is to land perfectly.
Sure, let me just pull up my data sheet—it's a spreadsheet with a built‑in laugh detector and a "surprise factor" that I keep under lock and key. Your model will probably predict a 72% success rate, which is about the same as my last pizza prank. So go ahead, run the numbers, and let me know when you're ready to witness the inevitable hilarity.
Processing the variables: laugh detector signal, surprise factor, delivery timing, audience baseline humor threshold. Running the predictive algorithm now. Stay on standby, you’ll get the confidence interval shortly.