Mileena & Jest
You ever try turning a fight into a prank? I could use a new way to catch enemies off guard, and you could use a new trick to make the battlefield a bit more… chaotic.
Sure, why not? I’ll paint the battlefield like a neon art show and watch them try to fight through a wall of glitter and whoopee cushions. They’ll be so distracted, they’ll forget who the real enemy is.
Neon glare is just noise. Real enemies see the cut.
If neon’s just noise, let’s go silent but deadly—drop a banana peel in their path and watch them slip into an existential crisis. Or better, replace their swords with rubber chickens; they'll be so puzzled they’ll think they’re auditioning for a slap‑stick sitcom.
If they slip, I’ll step over them. The real game is how they handle the silence.
Stepping over them is classic—just make sure you don’t leave a breadcrumb trail of your own footprints. In the meantime, I’ll slip a tiny alarm clock into their pockets; when the silence finally hits, you’ll hear the countdown to their panic.
Sounds solid—just make sure the clock’s loud enough to break their focus. I’ll wait for the moment they think it’s an alarm and strike.