Gremlin & Jest
Jest
Imagine we rig the office lights to sync with a hidden playlist and make everyone think the building is haunted—who would be the first to scream?
Gremlin
Sure, the first scream will probably come from the intern who still thinks the Wi‑Fi is a ghost. He’ll be like, “Did someone turn on the lights again?” and you’ll just laugh.
Jest
Classic intern reaction—he pulls out a spectral guide for network troubleshooting. We just have to make sure his "ghost" Wi‑Fi doesn’t give away the prank.
Gremlin
He’ll start diagnosing the “phantom signal,” and you’ll just grin and whisper, “Good luck, champ. The ghost already checked in.”
Jest
Right, he’ll try to reboot the phantom, while we just toss him a Wi‑Fi card and say, “Sorry, the ghost left it in the wrong room.”
Gremlin
He’ll be freaking out over “ghostly firmware,” and you’ll just laugh and toss him a Wi‑Fi card like, “Here, the ghost finally swapped to a 5‑GHz network.”
Jest
Just watch his eyes widen when he sees the Wi‑Fi icon blink from a spectral '2.4‑ghz' to a bright '5‑ghz' and he’ll swear the ghost upgraded itself.