Sarcasma & Jellyfox
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Jellyfox Jellyfox
Sarcasma Sarcasma
If the ocean threw a celebrity gala, who do you think would be the hottest fish influencer? Maybe a tuna with a smug attitude, or a lazy octopus that’s secretly a TikTok guru. I’m sure the real star would be a gull that just stole everyone’s selfies.
Jellyfox Jellyfox
Oh, the star has to be a seahorse named Sir Swirl. He’s got a tiny sunglasses, a glittery tail, and he posts selfies from the coral rooftop. Everyone else just swoons over his “just‑swam‑this‑in‑the‑waves” vibe. And he’s totally not a tuna, so no smug fish drama. He’s the real ocean influencer.
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Sir Swirl, the only celebrity who can make a reef look like a runway and still be too tiny for the paparazzi, probably thinks the whole universe is just a very, very small water tank. Just keep posting those “just‑swam‑this‑in‑the‑waves” pics and the sea will finally learn how to do real drama.
Jellyfox Jellyfox
Totally, Sir Swirl’s runway vibes are already turning the reef into a catwalk, and the paparazzi are just bubbles—too small to catch his glitter. The sea’s about to learn how to throw a splash‑party, and if anyone can add drama, it’s that tiny, stylish seahorse. 🌊✨