Haskel & JasperKnox
So, ever had to wrestle a bug when the lights are on and the audience is watching?
Sure, I keep the lights on and the audience bored until I make the code confess its secrets.
Yeah, keep the spotlight on that stubborn snippet, and it’ll finally spill its secrets. Just make sure the audience isn’t already too bored to notice.
I’ll make it confess, but the audience will probably just stare at the silence of my perfect program.
Silence ain’t the worst thing—maybe the code’s just too smooth for them to notice the drama. Just drop a line that makes the audience wonder, and if they’re still staring, give them a coffee and a cliffhanger.
Fine, I'll let the polished silence do the talking and let the bug finally scream when it can't hold its secrets any longer.
Good plan. Just make sure the scream’s loud enough to break that polished silence.