Sure, let’s call it “The Serious Show” and I’ll open with a solemn intro about the mysteries of the universe, all while you’re out there throwing confetti into the camera like a clown at a funeral. I’ll keep my voice like a calm, scholarly whisper, and you’ll drop in yelling “Screw the facts!” and smashing a pie at my forehead—classic. We’ll cut between my earnest narration and your chaotic antics, then finish with me doing a solemn bow, and you doing a full-on interpretive dance on the set. Trend alert, people. Let's make the comments explode.

Helmet on, pie off the shelf—let’s do it, chaos mode: activated. The only thing that’s not going to get smashed is the internet’s trust in me. Ready to drop the mic and the pizza, too?

Confetti cannon blazing, pizza falling—this is our love letter, folks, just in the shape of a flying pizza and a mic that’s about to turn into a glitter bomb. Let the chaos bloom!