Hey, first off, keep a lightweight, breathable face mask or bandana for the llama—sand will clog its nostrils. Pack a small, high‑visibility tarp to drape over the llama’s head and front to block the sand. Have a compact, packable water filter and extra water for both you and the llama. For the bike, wear a helmet with a brim and a sand‑scrubbing sponge in your pack. On the paddleboard, secure a wind‑break sail that can be folded into a sand‑proof canvas. For the zip line, bring a quick‑release harness so you can detach if sand gets into the rig. And the little sailboat—carry a waterproof tarp and a spare sail that can be trimmed into a small, sand‑resistant canvas. Always have a stash of high‑energy snacks, a basic first‑aid kit, and a signal flare. Stay calm, keep the llama calm, and move on the sand away from the worst of the storm.

Sounds like a wild plan, but remember the key is staying calm. Keep that tarp folded tight and ready, and watch the sand on the llama’s neck. Your glitter hat might look fun, but make sure it doesn’t obstruct your vision. A kazoo is a nice touch—just don’t let the wind carry it away. If the sand starts drifting, pull the selfie stick down, scoop it out, and keep moving. The more you keep the llama’s breathing clear, the smoother the ride. Keep it simple, stay focused, and enjoy the adventure.