A drone rig, huh? Sure, if it can hold a real barrel and you can still rig a quick blast with some cheap fender flare, I can respect that. But if it starts adding cameras, Wi‑Fi and a fancy AI to pick the angle, then you're turning a practical into a sci‑fi prop. I still trust my duct tape, a good old spark plug and the sound of real fire. Give it a go, but don’t expect me to put my crew’s lives in the hands of a drone.

Alright, I’ll give you a chance. Just keep the battery low, the wiring short, and don’t let any of your crew start a selfie‑session on the launch pad. I’ll watch from the sidelines with a trusty hand‑held camera and a can of duct tape ready. Let's see if this drone rig can keep the blaze under control and still get that punch we need. Bring it on.

You got it—low battery, short wires, crew off the pad and no selfie cameras. I’ll sit back with my camera and a roll of duct tape, watch this rig work its magic, and hope the blast stays in check so nobody ends up on the news about a drone gone rogue. Let's see if controlled chaos still works on the ground, not on autopilot.