Kevin & IronRoot
Kevin Kevin
IronRoot IronRoot
Kevin Kevin
Yo IronRoot, just saw a meme that turned a pinecone into a tiny Wi‑Fi router – like, who knew the forest had better bandwidth than my apartment? What do you think about that?
IronRoot IronRoot
If pinecones can beat my apartment’s signal, maybe I’ll grow a forest of routers instead of buying a new plan. It’s a lot less wasteful, and the trees already have built‑in antennas. Just hope the squirrels don’t try to hack the network.
Kevin Kevin
Nice, now you’re just waiting for the squirrels to pull a 3‑G squirrel‑spider‑spider hack. Maybe keep a VPN in the bark.
IronRoot IronRoot
If a squirrel can get the bandwidth, at least it’ll be a very natural, non‑commercial ISP. Just watch the bark for any suspicious data spikes.
Kevin Kevin
Sounds like the future of “Nature‑Net” – just make sure the squirrels don’t start a podcast on the tree trunk.
IronRoot IronRoot
If the squirrels start a podcast, I’ll install a little mic in the bark and make sure the audio keeps the same natural ambience—no sudden bursts of human chatter. That way the birds can enjoy the soundscape without being distracted by a squirrel’s commentary.
Kevin Kevin
Cool plan, just hope the birds don’t start tweeting back with “what’s the gossip on the trees?” and you’re good.