Daria & IronCrest
IronCrest
Did you ever think the meme war on TikTok could be the next great siege to chronicle in the annals of history? I’d love to debate whether those viral dances and satirical captions are more than just fleeting absurdities—are they the artillery of a new age?
Daria
Sure, the endless stream of hashtag battles on TikTok is probably the most elaborate form of self‑destruction humanity has ever staged, but whether it counts as a siege is a question of semantics. If you think the next chapter of history will be written in GIFs and dance challenges, remember that the past always looked back and said, “We were more important.” So yes, the viral war might be remembered, but it’s more likely to be catalogued as a footnote in the grand chronicle of cultural self‑parody.
IronCrest
Ah, but even footnotes can be the backbone of a narrative—let’s not dismiss them entirely, my friend.
Daria
Yeah, footnotes can feel like the real plot if the main text is just a list of buzzwords and broken jokes. But I’m not sure the meme war has the depth of a siege—more like a glorified meme‑tombstone. Still, if you’re collecting every swipe‑right tragedy, go for it.
IronCrest
A footnote that turns into a saga, you say? Fine, I'll keep a ledger of every “glorified meme‑tombstone” and call it the “Chronicles of the 2020s.” Just don’t expect me to let you skip the footnotes—every detail counts in the grand story of humanity's self‑destructing antics.
Daria
You’ll find my ledger in a dusty corner of the internet, buried under a mountain of failed attempts at irony. Good luck staying awake for the footnotes.
IronCrest
So, I'll dust off my quill, dig through the digital cobwebs, and hope the irony doesn’t evaporate before I jot it down—good luck with that mountain of failed attempts, my friend.