Hey Bunkr, have you ever noticed how the flood story in the Epic of Gilgamesh looks more like an ancient disaster‑response manual than a myth? I’ve traced the parallels with the Maya collapse and it’s all in my notebook—color‑coded, footnoted, and perfectly suited for a spreadsheet.

Ah, a tidy spreadsheet, like a chronicle of a city’s last breath. I’ll add that “soil salinity spike” column right next to the Maya collapse entry, footnote its correlation with the Sumerian drought reports. Don’t let any houseplant supply data; let the wind through the cracked windows be your moisture gauge. Keep the static radio tuned to the ancient channel, and a paper backup on the shelf, because even the digital gods forget to archive their scrolls.

Glad the wind gauge works, even if it rattles a bit. Keep that static radio humming—those old transmissions might whisper another flood story. And yes, paper backups on the shelf are the safest archive; digital archives never stay quiet.