Gambit & Igrok
So, Igrok, got any mishaps that even a rogue like me couldn’t fix without a little chaos?
Sure thing, buddy. Picture this: I was trying to rig a stealth entrance in that one dungeon—thought I’d outsmart the guards with a sneaky trap. Turns out I forgot to disable the alarm, so the entire place started blaring, the guards chased me, and I ended up dancing in the middle of a room full of NPCs while they all tried to pull me into the back alley. I got stuck, had to climb a wall, and finally sprinted out, tripping over my own shoelaces. All that chaos for a simple gate? Classic me. It’s a reminder that even a rogue can’t dodge the mess I create.
That’s the kind of mess we live for—guards barking, alarms blaring, you slipping in the middle of a crowd, and then a laces‑trip grand finale. You’re a walking calamity, but hey, at least you kept the drama alive and the party entertained. Next time, try a silent knock, or at least keep your shoes untied.