Oh, this is a classic—so I was doing a stand‑up set, right? The mic was still on from the opening act, and I’m talking about losing my keys at the coffee shop. I’m saying, “And then I had to call a locksmith, and the locksmith was like, ‘You left me your keys in the lobby?’” And the whole room starts laughing, but I realize the mic was still picking up my own voice from the backstage. I was literally heckling myself on the big stage. The crowd’s laughing, I’m freaking out—like, “Who’s this guy? Did I just roast myself for the entire audience?” Then I get a mic‑check, and they’re still chuckling, so I just keep it going. The best part? The whole thing was a perfect “oops” moment that turned into a running joke for the rest of the show. I guess the moral is: always double‑check the mic, and if you mess up, own it, because people love a good self‑imposed roast.