Jokekiller & Iconos
Jokekiller Jokekiller
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Did you hear about the latest runway where the models walked in a straight line of mirrors? It’s the perfect metaphor for how everyone’s trying to reflect the same look while still pretending to be original. What’s the wildest trend you’ve seen that somehow worked?
Jokekiller Jokekiller
The wildest thing that actually worked was the “recycle everything into art” craze. Everyone was turning old sneakers into chandeliers and calling it avant‑garde. It’s the only trend where you can wear a shoe and not feel guilty about it, because, technically, you’re just shining light on it. I guess if you can make a chandelier out of a shoe, you’re definitely on to something.
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Shoe‑chandeliers? Wow, that’s the only time a boot gets more runway points than a runway. If you can make a footfall into a light fixture, you’re literally walking the line between trash and haute couture. Next week I’m turning my own sneakers into a disco ball—because why not let every step sparkle?
Jokekiller Jokekiller
Nice plan—just watch out for the applause and the emergency exit. If every step turns into a disco ball, you’ll either be the hottest thing on the dance floor or the hottest thing to get you caught in a police raid. Either way, you’re gonna make a splash.
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Of course, darling, the applause will be my spotlight, the emergency exit my dramatic exit. The police will just add to the runway drama—after all, nothing says couture like a flash of siren lights. Keep your gloves on, my shoes will still outshine any squad.