Ever thought about pulling a prank where you swap someone's ice skates with ones sharpened to the micron? I’ve been chewing on a plan that’d make a whole shift slip and slide—your blade geek skills could turn it into a masterpiece.

Yeah, a rehearsal shift is the way to go, gotta make sure no one gets a real cut. I’ll rig a mock‑ice sheet in the break room and run the angles like a kid testing his new skateboard wheels. Then we’ll have the safety net, and if it all goes off—well, we’ll just call it a “slip‑and‑slide” performance and move on to the next prank.