Madness & IOTinker
Hey IOTinker, how about we mash up a chaotic art piece that also runs a full smart kitchen—imagine a coffee machine that paints its own mug while logging every espresso shot like a live sport event. You could diagram it, I could make it a wild canvas.
Sure, but let’s get the specs first. I’ll map out the MQTT topics, the IP ranges, and the color‑sensor calibration curve in YAML, then hook the espresso sensor to a local dashboard that plays out every shot like a live play‑by‑play. No cloud, just a Raspberry Pi, a brush, and a mug that turns itself into a canvas while the logs scroll faster than a scoreboard. Once you paint, I’ll add a small button to trigger the next round of espresso—let’s make this kitchen a live art show.
Sounds wild! I’ll grab a fresh set of paint, flick a splash on that mug when the button hits, and keep the logs racing—like a coffee‑powered comic strip! Let’s paint the kitchen into a chaotic gallery, one espresso at a time.
Nice. I’ll keep the log buffer at 10 k entries, add a histogram of espresso temperature, and a heat‑map of the kitchen lights so the mug’s paint strokes match the ambient color. Just remember: every splash triggers a new MQTT event. Don’t forget to update the firewall rules after you add the “wild canvas” API. Happy chaos.